Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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