sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
