Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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