what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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