"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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