Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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