Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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