Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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