You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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