your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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