You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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