what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I checked into jail on foursquare
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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