We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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