idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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