I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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