STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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