Small penises have feelings too.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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