I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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