We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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