Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Im just a social blackout drinker.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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