Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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