there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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