This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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