oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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