Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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