Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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