whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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