Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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