I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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