Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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