week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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