Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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