im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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