My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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