Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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