its not stalking. its research.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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