The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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