This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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