Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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