i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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