I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize