I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
