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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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