No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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