so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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