They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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