I got chris browned last night
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
