i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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