do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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