it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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