i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
