For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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