i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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