My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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