They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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