your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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