I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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