I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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