Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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