Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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